You posted what should have been emailed You obviously don’t know how to read your newsgroups line You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others You posted a binary in a non-binaries group You don’t know which group to post in You posted something totally uninteresting You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups I don’t like your tone of voice What you posted has been done before. Not only that, it was also done better the last time. You quoted an *entire* post in your reply You started a long, stupid thread You continued spreading a long stupid thread Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam You posted a “test” in a discussion group rather than in alt.test You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message You posted low-IQ flamebait You posted a blatantly obvious troll You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll You said “me too” to something You make no sense Your sig/alias is dreadful You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless. You posted a phone-sex ad You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read. You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don’t even own a TRS-80 Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup. You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet. You are a loser. This has been pointed out to you before. You didn’t do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. 
