| You posted what should have been emailed |
| You obviously don’t know how to read your newsgroups line |
| You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup |
| You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others |
| You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others |
| You posted a binary in a non-binaries group |
| You don’t know which group to post in |
| You posted something totally uninteresting |
| You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups |
| I don’t like your tone of voice |
| What you posted has been done before. |
| Not only that, it was also done better the last time. |
| You quoted an *entire* post in your reply |
| You started a long, stupid thread |
| You continued spreading a long stupid thread |
| Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it |
| You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam |
| You posted a “test” in a discussion group rather than in alt.test |
| You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message |
| You posted low-IQ flamebait |
| You posted a blatantly obvious troll |
| You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll |
| You said “me too” to something |
| You make no sense |
| Your sig/alias is dreadful |
| You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless. |
| You posted a phone-sex ad |
| You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme |
| You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal |
| Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read. |
| You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL |
| You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don’t even own a TRS-80 |
| Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON |
| You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup. |
| You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet. |
| You are a loser. |
| This has been pointed out to you before. |
| You didn’t do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. |